There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
