yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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