He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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