have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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