WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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