i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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