Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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