Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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