Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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