Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Your dad touched me again.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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