i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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