garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
A bitchslap is in order.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
