that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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