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Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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