I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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