I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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