their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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