HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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