i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Can I color on your dick again?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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