this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
All I want is dick and wine.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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