I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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