it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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