Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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