It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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