i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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