Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
