so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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