the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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