11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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