Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
