i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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