he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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