How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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