You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
