the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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