Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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