i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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