so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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