We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Randomize