# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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