how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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