I think I am morally bankrupt
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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