He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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