just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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