so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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