Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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