when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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