Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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