For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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