that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
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I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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