I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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