Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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