sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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