Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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