Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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