i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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