I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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