I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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