I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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