We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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